I have become completely obsessed with looking at pictures of food on Pinterest and pinning healthy meals to cook. I almost drooled on the computer today looking at a picture of oven baked zucchini fries. I. Can't. Stop.
Then, E laid down for a nap, and I decided to lay down for a bit too. I fell right to sleep. I know this, because the next thing that happened was I was in a fancy restaurant, all dressed up, and someone was serving me a plate of snails. Live ones. With the shell still on. I bit into one of them and felt the crunch between my teeth, but couldn't make myself eat them. Texture issue. Then, instantly, I was in my living room and had decided to make some lasagna with spinach. I knew I needed to go to the store for lasagna noodles, and spent a suspicious amount of time stewing over whether to by the regular ones or the awesome "no cook" ones. But I couldn't get out of my house! I forget why. But for whatever reason, the forces that be would not let me move my feet to the other side of my front door. No lasagna for the family. :/
Clearly the universe is against me consuming food.
I knew it was a dream.
I would totally eat a live snail right now.
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